so that wasnt chicken after all
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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