I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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