I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
