That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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