Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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