PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
that may or may not have been my penis.
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