When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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