i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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