At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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