You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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