no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The beer is more important than you right now.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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