I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just pynch a tree in the face
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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