nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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