The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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