Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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