Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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