I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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