So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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