Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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