I will die if light touches me.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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