brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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