Just fell off a train. Bad.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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