Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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