He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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