HIV tests are more positive than that guy
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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