If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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