He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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