I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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