so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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