i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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