Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
handjob tips. give me some.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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