whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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