I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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