i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
do herpes really smell.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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