Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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