how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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