1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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