Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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