Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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