I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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