I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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