we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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