Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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