seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
