i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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