maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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