i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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