I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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