wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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