last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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