girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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