If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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