do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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