One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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