we're blogging at a bar
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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