Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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