I think my vagina is haunted
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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