I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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