how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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