I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Nicole vs. Life
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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